Over The Hill Survival KnifeItem Code: DSSK-2101

The Over The Hill Survival Knife is a humorous gift that is also a real 13 function Swiss Army type knife.  All the essential tools you’ll need to deal with aging like:

• Knife for scraping your dentures
• Prune juice can opener and ingrown toenail remover
• Toothpick for when you’re too feeble to floss
• Tweezers to pluck gray hairs (if you have any hair left)
• Pill bottle safety cap opener
• Corkscrew to drink a toast to your advancing age
• Bunion File
• Key ring to hang from belt loop so you won’t forget where you put it
• Nose hair clippers
• Reading glasses repairer